이곳은 개발을 위한 베타 사이트 입니다.기여내역은 언제든 초기화될 수 있으며, 예기치 못한 오류가 발생할 수 있습니다.문서의 임의 삭제는 제재 대상으로, 문서를 삭제하려면 삭제 토론을 진행해야 합니다. 문서 보기문서 삭제토론 Sex Offender Shuffle (문단 편집) == 가사 == ||"As a resident of Miami-Dade county it is your right to know the names and likenesses of sex offenders living in your area. As a public service, we've created this video tape, so that you and your friends and family can stay aware, stay safe and maybe even have a little fun. Enjoy." The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain From touching my neighbors kid's again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind I'm a sex offender Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what bought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December Till then I'm just a sex offender I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested seven times I know that sounds like a lot But three of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, I got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretenses I'm here because of my sex offenses I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one Apologizing for what I've done Case you're wondering what that was I snuck into a bath room and I (Censored)[* 여러 웹사이트 등지에서는 원래 가사라면서 'fisted my cuz[br]I held her down and watched her struggle[br]Then played with her melons because I like to juggle[br]I’m not here to'라고 적혀있는데, 사실 전혀 근거가 없는 가사이다. Sam Pound가 수위 높은 발언을 했을거라 짐작만 가능하지, 제작자가 따로 밝힌 적이 전혀 없기 때문에 알 수 없다. 애초에 재미를 위한 검열을 연출한 장면이라서 실제로는 아무런 말도 안 했을 가능성이 높다.] eat those truffles I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes Proving that girls can do it too And by it I mean touch your cousin Was it worth it? No, it wasn't. You won't find me in your child's play set 'Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because I'm a sex offender Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can The last thing I want is any trouble I've learned my lesson from the sex offender shuffle I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty they'll unblur me I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase That's a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender ''Okay real quick, I-I'm not like these people, okay? This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids and if...'' [* '''이때 어떤 또 다른 남자가 이 사람에게 샷건을 겨눈다.'''] I'm not here to pack my duffel I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood We're obliged to admit The crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle||저장 버튼을 클릭하면 당신이 기여한 내용을 CC-BY-NC-SA 2.0 KR으로 배포하고,기여한 문서에 대한 하이퍼링크나 URL을 이용하여 저작자 표시를 하는 것으로 충분하다는 데 동의하는 것입니다.이 동의는 철회할 수 없습니다.캡챠저장미리보기